Hello girls, hope your weekend went well. I told one of the new members of the forum I would make a post about how to tape your “package” for crossdressers. So today that’s what I will do! Now, there are lots of different ways to hold those golden nuggets up close to your body. Every crossdresser seems to have their own way.

So all I can do is tell you what works for me. One thing I’ve been lazy about is finding good body tape. I know there must be other tape out there that works better than what I use. Anyway, a little information for you. All men, in the early stages of growing in the womb, had their balls up inside their body. As a boy developed inside mom the sacks grew out to where they rested outside the body.

As a result, there is a cavity just above where your eggs are. So, almost all males can actually push them, very gently of course, up and in. Now, that takes practice, and if your overweight it will be harder. You don’t have to do this, but it helps make it look better. So let me tell you how some do it so they don’t use tape at all. (more…)

I hope all you crossdressing girls are having a good weekend. It occurred to me that I have never put any crossdresser jokes on here. I think a big reason is that, well, it’s damn hard to find crossdresser jokes! I’ve seen some out there, but not very good ones.

So I thought I would make my own, after all I do write for a living! I actually made this list of jokes for another site I have, but it seems more suitable for this site, and I know you would enjoy it. Now these jokes are the old “redneck” type. They just seem so easy to make, at least for me.

Now if you happen to be a redneck crossdresser, don’t go getting your panties in a bind! I’m just having fun here, not singling anyone out. I use to be a redneck when I lived in Vermont, so that gives me the right to make them, ok! So enjoy this list of redneck crossdresser jokes!

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Yes that’s your little crossdresser Betty up there, back when I did not know much about makeup! I’ve got to take some more recent pictures so I can show you all how far I’ve gone with makeup. As you can see once again I’m in one of my costumes, I love costumes!

I posted that to show you how this site is a really relaxed type of site. This is a site for all kinds of crossdressers. New ones, old ones, married, single, whatever. Some crossdressers just do it for fun, some for a kinky high. Others really put effort into it, trying to be as much like a woman as they can be.

All crossdressers are welcome here, including any that call themselves transvestites, transgender, trannys, shemales, whatever. I am hard at work adding more stuff to this place, trying to make it one of the best crossdresser sites out there. (more…)

So how is everyone’s Monday going? Yes I know, Monday sucks, but you have to keep making that money! Today I thought I’d write a little about my favorite type of outfit, the costume. Or in our case, crossdressers, it’s usually the sexy naughty costumes. Now from a poll I have on another site, most crossdressers don’t wear costumes.

I don’t know why, I love them! There are so many frilly, girly accessories that come with costumes. The knee high stockings with bows, petticoats, gloves, cute dresses, capes and all that, weeeee! It just makes you so much more feminine feeling crossdressed as Snow White, little red riding hood or a hot nurse. (more…)

Helloooooo girls!! How is everything going today, umm? Good I hope, not angry at the boss, even if he is growing pointy haired huh! Well today I thought I’d dive into the whole high heels and crossdressers thing. Nothing makes more of a sexy, feminine, come-hither look than a girl in high heels. In fact it can be downright hard to look sexy without wearing some type of heel.

However, as natural women learn in their teens when they start trying to look good to boys, heels where made by the anti-Christ! You see after Eve ate that apple God went to the devil and said “hey man, I got to teach that woman a lesson, your good at torturing souls, what would you do?” The devil said ” every time a woman tries to look sexy and full of herself, zap her with pain”. But God didn’t have time to go around zapping all those women, so he just made some shoes and convinced women they HAD to wear them to look sexy, then made them in a way that cause excruciating pain after 10 minutes of wearing them!

And that is how the high heels were born. Now, if you think it hurts for women to wear them, just add 80 lbs., 5 sizes bigger feet, and a foot more height and you have the crossdresser! Let me explain why anyone looks better in heels. By raising the heel, it throws your weight forward. That causes you to lean back slightly, straighting your back and throwing your hips back more. It also cause you to throw out your chest. So you now are thrusting your boobs out, while perking your butt out more, perfect! (more…)

Congratulations, us crossdressing gals made it to 2008! Are you feeling a bit hung over today? Maybe a bit of a headache? It will past, after a day or two! Your Betty just stayed home with the girls after going out to eat. I was hoping the girls would get drunk enough to start playing around in the living room, but no such luck.

If you live in the winter belt right now is prime ski season. Despite hating the cold I actually did take up skiing when I lived in Vermont. I got quite good at it in fact. Vermont has some very nice ski trails, both cross country and downhill. I did not care for cross country, that was too much like hiking. I did the downhill skiing at Stowe, a very well known ski resort.

I have to say my most embarrassing moment occurred when I was just learning how to ski. Now what I am about to tell you is 100% true, even if it does sound like a classic joke. I was self taught, I just used a tow rope to go up a few times, then skied, or I should say fell, all the way down the mountain. After a few times I was able to stay upright half the time, so I figured it was time to take the chair lift up! (more…)

So my fellow crossdresser girls, what do you think when you see this winter wonderland picture? Do you think “ahhh, what a beautiful, peaceful picture, the new fallen snow making a blanket of pure white fluff”. OR do you think “DAMN that looks Soooo cold, I sure am glad I live down south away from that crap!”

If you thought the latter, Betty is on your side! Now then, I’m not saying there is anything wrong with someone who likes the cold and snow. Indeed if you live up north that’s a great outlook to have. I grew up in Vermont, in a town 13 miles from the Canadian boarder. So I know ALL about snow, ice and freezing cold.

Which is why I now live in Florida! I always hated the cold. I was a thin thing growing up, and so I was always cold. Even in the hottest summer months going for a swim in any lake made my lips turn blue. I always seemed to have a driving job, and every single year I would slide my pretty ass off the damn road thanks to freezing ice. (more…)

Toys toys toys, every little kid wants toys for Christmas. But what about the big kids, or more to the point, the big crossdresser kids? It would be so nice for us sissyboys to be able to tell the family what we REALLY want for Christmas.

“Well, I had my eye on these BEAUTIFUL 4 inch heels with an open toe, with maybe a black leather top to match. Of course it also would be nice to get a pair of those new silicone boobs that they say is more life-like than ever! Then for a stocking stuffer (no jokes there girls) maybe some MAC cosmetics cream foundation and wet look lipstick, MMmmm!!

Of course what your really going to get is some black socks, ties with lines on them and maybe a tool-belt. “OH, just what I wanted”. Yeah right, and I got offered that job to play Cinderella at Disney, not! No, not many of us crossdressers can tell anyone what we really want for toys. Betty however can. (more…)

This little crossdresser loves movies! To be honest, I don’t watch ANY television. No, not one bit. While everyone else is trying to outdo the Joneses with the biggest and best HD screens, I could care less if I even had one in my house. My roommates have two, one in their bedroom and one in the living room, both flat screens.

Kelly loves to watch TV, mostly true story crime or cop shows. Ashley is not as big a fan, but watches because that’s what Kelly wants to do, lol. But me, I never watch it at all. When I was a kid I was the total opposite. I would watch TV all the time, I had one in my room. Star trek, oh yes, that was my must see TV!

Also I remember I could get home from school just in time to watch all in the family and then the Jefferson’s. I watched in my room with the door closed because of my hearing loss, I had that sucker as loud as it could go! Even then I sat real close to it with my hand cupped over my left ear to hear better. Then at night I’d watch 4 hours or so of it. Plus cartoons on the weekend. Wow, that was a lot! (more…)