Toys toys toys, every little kid wants toys for Christmas. But what about the big kids, or more to the point, the big crossdresser kids? It would be so nice for us sissyboys to be able to tell the family what we REALLY want for Christmas.

“Well, I had my eye on these BEAUTIFUL 4 inch heels with an open toe, with maybe a black leather top to match. Of course it also would be nice to get a pair of those new silicone boobs that they say is more life-like than ever! Then for a stocking stuffer (no jokes there girls) maybe some MAC cosmetics cream foundation and wet look lipstick, MMmmm!!

Of course what your really going to get is some black socks, ties with lines on them and maybe a tool-belt. “OH, just what I wanted”. Yeah right, and I got offered that job to play Cinderella at Disney, not! No, not many of us crossdressers can tell anyone what we really want for toys. Betty however can.

Well, maybe not to a lot of people, but my two lesbian friends know just what I would want for Christmas. I’ve had my pretty eyes on a set of silicone boobs for a while now. Not just any pair, but a set that I just KNOW would make me look fabulous! Plus a set of glue on nipples, the ones on the boobs are never big enough.

Then this crossdresser would love some more sexy costumes, I love costumes. Maybe a “farmers daughter” outfit, or a Indian maiden outfit. Then of course we girls can never have too many stockings. Fishnets, bodywear, thigh highs in black, red, pink and white, ohh yes!

But, my friends, like everyone else I know this year, including me, are a bit strapped for cash. So I know we are all going to just get cards and some cookies. Maybe your one of the lucky ones who has understanding family, or some close friends, or maybe even an open minded wife who will surprise you this year with some sexy crossdresser things.

Whatever you get I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Don’t drink too much, nothing spoils the fun like falling into the Christmas tree and having it land on Grandma Wilma. Don’t pick a fight with your brother-in-law, yes I know he’s a good for nothing bum, let it go. And whatever you do, don’t get your wife a slinky teddy two sizes too big because you plan on wearing it. Happy Holidays!