I hope all you crossdressing girls are having a good weekend. It occurred to me that I have never put any crossdresser jokes on here. I think a big reason is that, well, it’s damn hard to find crossdresser jokes! I’ve seen some out there, but not very good ones.

So I thought I would make my own, after all I do write for a living! I actually made this list of jokes for another site I have, but it seems more suitable for this site, and I know you would enjoy it. Now these jokes are the old “redneck” type. They just seem so easy to make, at least for me.

Now if you happen to be a redneck crossdresser, don’t go getting your panties in a bind! I’m just having fun here, not singling anyone out. I use to be a redneck when I lived in Vermont, so that gives me the right to make them, ok! So enjoy this list of redneck crossdresser jokes!

You might be a redneck crossdresser if,,,,

You keep getting runs in your stockings cause of all the dogs jumping on your legs,,,

You find out that silicone breast make damn good protectors when your shooting your shotgun,,,,

You like putting on your sisters underwear, after you take them off her for the night,, (ouch)

You realize that after you dress up your too good for your family,,,,,

Dressing up means a cute dress, fishnet stockings and,, matching rubber boots,,

Your wig keeps flying off when your driving your ATV,,,,,,,

You get all dressed up and spook the cows in the barn,,,,

Ask the lady at The Fashion Outlet if they have any dresses in hunter orange color,,

Find out that your perfume keeps the bugs away when you go fishing,,,

You can’t find the other stocking, then remember you used it as a drive belt on the tractor,,,

You keep getting your dress caught in the pickup door,,,,

You tape your “package” with duck tape,,,

You save money on fishnet stockings by using colored magic markers on your legs,,,

You find out that colored fake fingernails make good fishing lures,,,,

You keep pinching the cow with your fake nails while trying to milk her,,,,

You find out the hard way that high heels get stuck in a horse stirrup,,,,

You keep your truck keys under your wig,,,,,

Your fake boobs keep deflecting your arrow when you shoot,,,,

Your duck call has red lipstick all over it,,,,,

If any of those has ever happened to you, then you MIGHT be a redneck crossdresser! Let me know if you liked them. If so I’ll try to make more. Hope you enjoyed them!